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The Fine Print

Legal Scrolls

Written in plain language โ€” because you deserve to understand what you are agreeing to.

๐Ÿชถ Community Guidelines ๐Ÿ“‹ Privacy Policy โš–๏ธ Terms of Use ๐Ÿ“ฌ Contact Us
Community Guidelines
โ€” how to be a good crow โ€”
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Virgo & Crow exists because honest opinion has value. These guidelines exist to protect that value. They are not a list of rules designed to catch you out โ€” they are a description of the community we are building together.

If you read nothing else on this page, read this: write what you genuinely think, treat others with respect, and the flock will thrive.

The Golden Rule

Write only what you genuinely believe.

Your review should reflect your honest, real experience with the product. Not what you think people want to hear. Not what you were paid to say. Not what you hope will help or hurt a brand. Just the truth, as you experienced it.

The flock is counting on you. ๐Ÿชถ

How to Be a Good Crow
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Write from genuine experience
Only review products you have actually used, tried or experienced firsthand. Secondhand opinions belong in conversation, not on the scroll.
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Be fair, even when critical
Virgo & Crow was built by a critic who learned to deliver criticism with care. You can be honest AND kind. A one-shekel review is fine โ€” if it is earned and explained.
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Be specific
The most useful reviews give detail. What did you notice? What surprised you? What would you tell a trusted friend? Vague reviews help nobody.
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Give feathers generously
When you read a review that helped you โ€” feather it. This is how the flock recognises its most trusted voices. A feather costs you nothing and means everything to a genuine reviewer.
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Use crow poo responsibly
Crow poo exists to flag reviews that seem fake, suspicious or genuinely unhelpful โ€” not to punish opinions you simply disagree with. Misusing crow poo undermines the very trust you came here to find.
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Treat fellow scribes with respect
Disagreement is welcome. Cruelty is not. You may challenge a review โ€” politely, with reasoning. You may not attack the person who wrote it.
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Share where you found it
One of Virgo & Crow's greatest gifts is helping people find products with no online presence. If you know where something can be found โ€” a farm gate, a market stall, an Etsy shop โ€” share it. The flock will be grateful.
What Will Not Be Tolerated
  • Fake, paid, or incentivised reviews of any kind
  • Reviews written without genuine firsthand experience
  • Multiple accounts used to manipulate ratings
  • Harassment, threats or targeted abuse of any member
  • Spam, promotional content or advertising within reviews
  • Impersonating another person, brand or organisation
  • Any attempt to game or corrupt the platform's trust systems
The Trust System โ€” Your Eye Level

Every member of Virgo & Crow has an Eye level โ€” a measure of how much the flock has come to trust their verdicts. It grows naturally through honest contribution.

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Clouded Eye
New to the flock. Reviews weighted lightly until trust is established.
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Open Eye
Established member. Reviews carry standard community weight.
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Keen Eye
Trusted voice. Reviews weighted more heavily in averages.
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Discerning Eye
Elder. Highest trust level. May help moderate the scrolls.
The Constellation & Treasures

As you contribute honestly to Virgo & Crow, your profile fills with treasures and your stars in the Virgo constellation light up. Each star represents three consecutive months of 40 or more genuine verdicts โ€” a permanent mark of dedication to the flock.

These stars are earned โ€” never bought. No membership tier, no donation, and no amount of money can accelerate or purchase them. Once lit, a constellation star remains on your profile forever, regardless of future activity or membership status.

They exist as a record of genuine contribution. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Moderation

When a review receives enough crow poo from the community it enters a moderation queue. Trusted members with Discerning Eye status may review flagged content and recommend action.

We will always try to contact a member before removing their content, except in cases of serious, repeated or obvious violation. We reserve the right to remove content or accounts that act against the spirit of honest reviewing.

If you believe a review has been wrongly flagged or removed, contact us. We will review it fairly.

The Founding Scroll & Rewards

The first 1,000 members to join Virgo & Crow earn a permanent place on the Founders Scroll ๐Ÿ“œ and receive one free month of Watcher membership as a thank you for believing in us early. This honour cannot be purchased, transferred or earned any other way once the first 1,000 places are claimed.

Any member who records 40 or more genuine verdicts in a single calendar month will receive one free additional month of Watcher membership. Members who achieve this for three consecutive months will be upgraded to Curator membership for that month and one star in their personal Virgo constellation will permanently light up โ€” a record of their contribution to the flock that no membership change can ever take away.

This contribution reward programme will remain in place until Virgo & Crow determines, at its sole discretion, that the platform has reached sufficient scale to no longer require it. Founding contributors who have actively participated in the programme will not be left unrewarded for their effort. When the programme concludes, all members who have earned at least one constellation star through consistent contribution will receive one full year of Elder Eye membership as a final thank you โ€” our acknowledgement that without them, there would have been no flock to grow.

We will notify all affected members by email no less than 30 days before the programme ends, so that no one is caught off guard.

All verdicts counted toward reward thresholds are subject to community trust standards. Reviews found to be fake, incentivised or in violation of these guidelines will not count toward any reward threshold and may result in earned rewards being rescinded.

Last updated: June 2026
Privacy Policy
โ€” what we know, what we keep, and what we will never do with it โ€”
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We believe privacy is a right, not a privilege. This policy tells you plainly what information Virgo & Crow collects, how we use it, and โ€” just as importantly โ€” what we will never do with it. If you have questions, send us a crow.

What We Collect
  • Your email address โ€” used only to create and protect your account
  • Your chosen username or display name โ€” shown publicly on your reviews
  • The reviews, verdicts and photos you choose to post โ€” these are public by design
  • Your membership tier โ€” used to manage your account benefits
  • Basic usage data โ€” which pages you visit, to help us improve the platform

We do not collect your real name unless you choose to provide it. We do not collect your location, phone number, or any other personal information.

Payments & Donations

All payments and donations are processed by Stripe. Your card details are handled entirely by Stripe and never pass through our servers. We do not store, see, or have access to your payment card information.

All donations are completely anonymous. We receive only a confirmation that a donation was made โ€” no name, no identity. Only Stripe holds donor information, as required by law.

How We Use Your Information
  • To run and maintain your account
  • To display your reviews and profile to the community
  • To send account-related emails only
  • To improve the platform based on how it is used
What We Will Never Do

We will never:

โ†’ Sell your data to any third party, ever

โ†’ Use your data for advertising purposes

โ†’ Share your email with any brand, advertiser or partner

โ†’ Use your reviews or behaviour to build an advertising profile

โ†’ Allow any payment or donation to influence what you see here

Cookies

We use only the cookies necessary to keep you logged in and the platform functioning. We do not use tracking cookies, advertising cookies, or any third-party analytics cookies.

Your Rights
  • Request a copy of all data we hold about you at any time
  • Ask us to delete your account and all associated data
  • Edit or remove any review you have written
  • Change your display name or email at any time
  • Withdraw from membership at any time with no penalty

To exercise any of these rights, contact us directly. We will respond within 30 days.

Children

Virgo & Crow is not designed for children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 13. If you believe a child has created an account, please contact us and we will remove it promptly.

Changes to This Policy

If we ever change this policy in a meaningful way we will notify members by email before the change takes effect. We will never make changes that reduce your privacy rights without giving you the opportunity to leave first.

Last updated: June 2026
Terms of Use
โ€” the rules of the flock, stated plainly โ€”
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By using Virgo & Crow you agree to these terms. We have written them in plain language because we believe you should actually be able to read and understand what you are agreeing to.

If something here seems unclear or unfair, tell us. We are listening.

Who Can Join

Anyone aged 13 or over may create an account. By creating an account you confirm that the information you provide is accurate and that you are old enough to participate.

Your Reviews & Verdicts

Your words are your own. You retain ownership of everything you write on Virgo & Crow. By posting a review you grant us a licence to display it on the platform โ€” nothing more.

In return, we ask that your reviews reflect your genuine, honest experience. The flock depends on it.

What Is Not Allowed
  • Fake, incentivised or paid-for reviews of any kind
  • Harassment, threats or targeted abuse of any member
  • Posting content you do not have the right to share
  • Creating multiple accounts to manipulate ratings
  • Impersonating another person or organisation
  • Posting spam, advertisements or promotional content
  • Any attempt to game, manipulate or corrupt the platform
The Crow Poo Policy ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Our community uses the crow poo button to flag reviews that seem suspicious, unhelpful or dishonest. When a review receives enough crow poo from the community it is reviewed by our trusted moderators.

Reviews found to be fake, manipulative or in violation of these terms will be removed. Accounts that repeatedly violate the spirit of honest reviewing may be suspended or permanently removed from the flock.

We will always err on the side of the community's trust.

Membership & Payments

Society memberships are billed monthly. You may cancel at any time and your membership will remain active until the end of the billing period. We do not offer refunds for partial months.

Donations are voluntary and completely anonymous. No donation will ever influence review scores, placement or visibility on the platform. This is non-negotiable.

Free membership months earned through the 40+ review reward system are granted automatically and cannot be transferred or exchanged for cash.

Products Only โ€” Launch Policy

At launch, Virgo & Crow accepts reviews of products only. Books and films will be added in a future update. Reviews submitted for non-product items during this period will not be published.

Our Rights

We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these terms, and to suspend or remove any account that acts against the spirit of honest, community-driven reviewing.

We will always try to communicate with you before taking action, except in cases of serious or repeated violation.

Disclaimer

Reviews on Virgo & Crow represent the personal opinions of individual community members. We do not verify every review and cannot guarantee their accuracy. We are a platform for honest opinion โ€” not a source of professional advice.

Changes to These Terms

If we change these terms in a meaningful way we will notify members by email at least 14 days before the change takes effect. Continued use of the platform after that date constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of the state in which Virgo & Crow is registered.

Last updated: June 2026
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